BEST FRIEND VISITING FROM CANTEBURY I AM SO HAPPY :D Haven’t seen him in 6 months
People always want to know if I’m as smart as Sheldon, which is just absurd. I mean, bless their hearts. It’s sweet that they feel compelled to ask. But sadly, no.
- friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
- me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
could this possibly be any more relevant




